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Top Ten excuses Obama will tell Michelle why he was eyeing all that junk-in-the-trunk
Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:08 PM EDT
10. Nicolas Sarkozy double dared me 09. Someone photo-shopped me into that picture 08. And I was thinking, "Michelle has a dress just like that..." 07. Those shoes defiantly do not go with that dress 06. I thought she was you 05. Hello Miss Brazil 04.
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Santa, I miss you so very very much
Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:38 PM EST
Not being as devoted of a religious man as my mother would like me to be and not having crossed the threshold of a worship house since last holiday seasons. I felt a small pang of guilt when I beseeched the divine spirits for protection.
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"The Hottest VP from the coolest state"
Wed Sep 10, 2008 5:14 AM EDT
Come on News Media! This has to be a record for a Vice President candidate to be nominated and not give an interview for the public.
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Presidential Polling with 59 days to go and counting
Sat Sep 6, 2008 5:14 AM EDT
Now comes the good part. Now comes the time when all political junkies are overdosing on polling stats. There are more polls than you can shake a stick at and many of them are full of bunk and a lot at them are very effective and active.
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Pit Bull with Lipstick
Wed Sep 3, 2008 11:53 PM EDT
Rant Alert, do not read this if you are a Conservative. For two nights I have watched loser after loser parade across the TV screen and try to persuade me to vote for another loser. John McCain is a lost soul.
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How to survive a California zombie robot drivers uprising
Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:57 AM EDT
It happened July 1st of the year. That's the day that I woke up to find the streets infested with California zombie robot drivers. It says if they crawled out of their graves that morning and shuffled into their cars to wreak havoc on the highways.
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A tribute to Black Moses, Isaac Hayes
Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:54 AM EDT
it's an old cliche, but life is truly full of tragedy. It is ironic and very tragic that so many people today only recognize Isaac Hayes as the voice of Chef on South Park or for his recent conversion to Scientology.
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Nomic Proposal #313
Mon Aug 11, 2008 12:25 AM EDT
Any player found to be in violation of the rules will be penalized 10 points. The violation will be determined by a majority vote from current players; for or against the motion to penalize.
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Newsvine is not the Boss of me
Sun Aug 10, 2008 7:49 AM EDT
Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette (on the eve of the French Revolution, it is believed that she uttered the insensitive remark upon hearing peasants' complaints that there wasn't enough bread to go around)
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Club Apple
Sat Aug 9, 2008 9:20 AM EDT
I have to admit that I had a bit of a flashback while standing in line to get my new iPhone. The feel was kind of like standing in the line to get into an exclusive nightclub. There were bouncers at the doors and a long waiting line. In fact there were two lines.
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By Their Acts Ye Shall Know Them: A Field Guide to Spotting Organized Anti-Newsvine Trollery
Fri Aug 8, 2008 11:10 PM EDT
Allow me to preface this article by saying that I recognize that staff would probably prefer I not write this article. I know from Calvin's post that this might be viewed by some as counter-productive. That's not my intent, but I have an action left undone.
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Press Free
Mon Aug 4, 2008 2:24 PM EDT
Did you know you can travel to America for 60 days for the UK as a foreigner on business with little hassle unless you are a foreign journalist? That's when the fun begins.
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NEWSFLASH- Earthquake in LA
Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:13 PM EDT
Holy crap, that was a big one. I am sitting in Ventura Califoria and felt the LA quake here. I was working aways on my dual monitors and everything but me started to shake. I stood and watched my universe slide and shift around me.
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Nomic Proposal 308
Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:30 PM EDT
A team may filibuster as long as they post new comments once every hour. If the team fails to post a new comment every hour after the filibuster is invoked, they are penalized 5 points and the filibuster ends. They may also end the filibuster at anytime themselves.
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Darker than Blue
Sat Jul 19, 2008 6:14 PM EDT
In the 1970s, a prophet of soul music, Curtis Mayfield chronicled the Black experience in urban America. His songs are revolutionary, filled with hope, unity, and togetherness.
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Life on the Vine: Vinestock 2008
Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:14 AM EDT
This week I am fast forwarding you to the near future at Vinestock 2008. When something like this comes to past, just remember I thought of it 1st. Check it out at the link below.
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Life on the Vine: Steve Baldwin's Crisis
Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:26 AM EDT
This week Steve Baldwin brother of Alec Baldwin, said that if Obama wins, he will move out of the United States. Here's how I think this might play out when I ask Steve the obvious question. You can view the comic strip at the link below
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Afro Strut
Tue Jul 8, 2008 11:46 AM EDT
I think Jesus had an Afro that was probably much like mine. Mine is big with full large curls. It's hot and dusty were I live and sometimes when I ride on my patrols through these grimy streets, it looks ashen gray and brittle.
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Making Memories
Sat Jul 5, 2008 11:59 AM EDT
Today is one of those days when I am so thankful we live in California. We have problems, but there are a lot of good people that off-set the bad. Yesterday was a "guys day" for my son and I. Actually, we have had quite a few guys days lately.
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Vinecast Returns....finally.
Wed Jul 2, 2008 8:46 AM EDT
After over a year of being gone, the Vinecast is BACK. It'll will be running weekly on Wednesdays. Here's the first brand-spanking new episode.....show notes below....
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World's Corniest Joke
Fri Apr 4, 2008 3:04 PM EDT
My wife and I have a problem. We both have a joke that each of us thinks is the funniest. My wife heard hers on a German television show and I made-up my own. So to put this argument to rest, I would like to let Newsvine decide.
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Obama reminds me of patches of my past
Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:57 PM EDT
Listening to Obama's speech on Race in America today took me back to a time of my childhood. As he spoke of the environment in which his Pastor came into manhood, I started to replace his influential people with my own.
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Life on the Vine: Emperors Club client-too
Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:52 PM EDT
This weeks installment staring some of Newsvine favorites. Click on the link below for larger picture.
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Life on the Vine: Hillary at Vinemeet
Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:54 PM EDT
Bitstrips.com is a great time killer of a site. You can create your own comic strips and publish them to the world.
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Hey Kevin Rose, I found your iPhone at SXSW
Mon Mar 10, 2008 6:26 PM EDT
That's right Digg Beer Meister; I'm the fake guy that found your iPhone. It's amusing that you were drunk off your ass and thought you could hold on to this sweet $600 toy.
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