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Top Ten excuses Obama will tell Michelle why he was eyeing all that junk-in-the-trunk

News Type: Event — Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:08 PM EDT

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10. Nicolas Sarkozy double dared me

09. Someone photo-shopped me into that picture

08. And I was thinking, "Michelle has a dress just like that..."

07. Those shoes defiantly do not go with that dress

06. I thought she was you

05. Hello Miss Brazil

04. Kim Kardashian, what are you doing here?

03. Excuse me Miss, have you ever heard of the White House Internship Program?

02. Are you going to believe me or your lying eyes

01. It wasn't me (classic Clinton defense)

Now do I really think the President looked? Of course he did, he's a man. However, this is a freeze frame from a video and should be taken with a grain of salt or at least that's what he should tell Michelle *smile*.

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{"commentId":8143706,"authorDomain":"mscyprah"}
Ms CYPRAH

Great article. I love both the pic and the reasons! No.9 and No.7 are ace. Nice one. :o)

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Reply#1 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:25 PM EDT
{"commentId":8143903,"authorDomain":"SimplyTRUE"}
Orlando Dozier

thanks, I'm sure his staff is working up a short list for him to try on the 1st Lady.

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  • 3 votes
#1.1 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:36 PM EDT
{"commentId":8151434,"authorDomain":"PeterMerel"}
Peter Merel

Logically, if a man loves one woman completely, that means he has to love all women at least a little bit.

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#1.2 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:10 PM EDT
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Joe Esposito

don't you have anything better to do with your time?

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  • 2 votes
Reply#2 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:30 PM EDT
{"commentId":8147584,"authorDomain":"simba1"}
Simba1chief

At least he's trying (successfully) to entertain, while you, ironically, waste time asking someone if they don't have anything beter to do... I mean, don't you have anything better to do?

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  • 3 votes
#2.1 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:48 PM EDT
{"commentId":8147864,"authorDomain":"theefgt"}
Where's the sense

I think it's funny

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  • 2 votes
#2.2 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:03 PM EDT
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{"commentId":8143810,"authorDomain":"jhall22"}
janice22

But Sarkozy is the really funny one. He acts like he's lined up with the men outside the ladies' room at the local disco checkin' out the babes.

I liked 8 best. Hope President Obama's practicing that one for when he's trying to explain this to his wife.

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  • 4 votes
Reply#3 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:31 PM EDT
{"commentId":8147873,"authorDomain":"VerbalBarb"}
VerbalBarb
I liked 8 best. Hope President Obama's practicing that one for when he's trying to explain this to his wife.

You mean why he was in the process of turning around to help the woman in the flowered skirt come down the stairs? Watch the whole video shot.

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    #3.1 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:03 PM EDT
    {"commentId":8149099,"authorDomain":"jhall22"}
    janice22

    I did watch the whole video. So what?

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    #3.2 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:12 PM EDT
    {"commentId":8150731,"authorDomain":"VerbalBarb"}
    VerbalBarb
    I did watch the whole video. So what?

    So, you think that he needs to explain to his wife why he was turning to help a woman down a very steep stair? Or were you just trying to continue the falacy that he was butt-watching?

    Just curious.

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      #3.3 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:12 PM EDT
      {"commentId":8165406,"authorDomain":"Karri-M"}
      Karri-M

      I agree that in the video, he did not appear to be butt watching. But, what if he did take a peek. It's not like he was leering -- unlike Sarkozy! Now, he was funny.

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        #3.4 - Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:20 PM EDT
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        {"commentId":8143976,"authorDomain":"poppasgirl65"}
        Firewitch

        They are all good. Maybe he could tell her he was trying to find out if the dress came in different colors..I like #3 and #9 the best though..

        Bet he does some serious shopping for this one..LOL

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        • 2 votes
        Reply#4 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:40 PM EDT
        {"commentId":8165416,"authorDomain":"Karri-M"}
        Karri-M

        Or some more really cool date nights!

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          #4.1 - Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:20 PM EDT
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          {"commentId":8144245,"authorDomain":"farmer"}
          oldfogey

          Sheeshsshshshsh! Oh what it takes to get Orlando Dozier to come out and play! Actually what happened was Obama had just swatted and disabled a fly and as it lay, feet in air, struggling for its last breath, the lady promptly stomped on it. The POTUS had just told her "Thanks".

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          Reply#5 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 3:53 PM EDT
          {"commentId":8145274,"authorDomain":"SimplyTRUE"}
          Orlando Dozier

          Thanks oldfogey, yeah it's been awhile :)

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          #5.1 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:47 PM EDT
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          {"commentId":8144831,"authorDomain":"ppflock"}
          3sheets2thewind

          To see the complete video:

          http://blearc.newsvine.com/_news/2009/07/10/3014333-video-clears-up-obama-photo-

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          • 3 votes
          Reply#6 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:23 PM EDT
          {"commentId":8150604,"authorDomain":"Aunk"}
          Aunk (The Cultural Health Guy)

          Hetep and Respect sober, context is everything. Good red blooded American with 2020.

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          • 2 votes
          #6.1 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:03 PM EDT
          {"commentId":8163046,"authorDomain":"SuperSaiyan"}
          SuperSaiyan

          Well, if one is looking for a "top 10 reason", the video shows that it actually never happened.

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          • 1 vote
          #6.2 - Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:55 PM EDT
          {"commentId":8171448,"authorDomain":"Aunk"}
          Aunk (The Cultural Health Guy)

          Hetep and Respect SuperSaiyan, It is amazing what Orwell can do with something out of context. Remember MiniTru!

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          • 1 vote
          #6.3 - Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:52 PM EDT
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          {"commentId":8146196,"authorDomain":"egbay1"}
          egbay1

          The girl is 16, isn't that considered jail bait?

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          • 2 votes
          Reply#7 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:34 PM EDT
          {"commentId":8147600,"authorDomain":"simba1"}
          Simba1chief

          not to look...

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          • 1 vote
          #7.1 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:49 PM EDT
          {"commentId":8147839,"authorDomain":"theefgt"}
          Where's the sense

          not in Alahbama

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          • 1 vote
          #7.2 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:02 PM EDT
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          {"commentId":8148342,"authorDomain":"pditslear"}
          K9Paul

          Its the first thing he has done that I approve of....LOL

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          • 2 votes
          Reply#8 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:29 PM EDT
          {"commentId":8148764,"authorDomain":"ScienceGuy"}
          ScienceGuy-356641

          Is this the GOP's lame attempt to deflect all of the bad press and ideological black eyes that have come their way lately via the likes of Sanford, Ensign, Vitter, and Craig?

          Somehow, I don't think an alleged wayward glance (which turns out to be totally innocent) is in the same league as a wayward joystick..

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          • 2 votes
          Reply#9 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:52 PM EDT
          {"commentId":8149465,"authorDomain":"brianford"}
          Brian Ford
          Now do I really think the President looked? Of course he did, he's a man. However, this is a freeze frame from a video and should be taken with a grain of salt or at least that's what he should tell Michelle *smile*.

          No, actually, he didn't. If you watch the video, it's very clear that he wasn't. I'm not stupid enough to suggest that he might not look at a hot ass as it passes by, but in this case, he wasn't doing that, he was midway through a turn to help the person behind him (another lady) down the stairs.

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          • 6 votes
          Reply#10 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:37 PM EDT
          {"commentId":8151003,"authorDomain":"SimplyTRUE"}
          Orlando Dozier

          Wow, this is a tough crowd. People, I know he didn't look at the young lady's butt. Butt, I'm still going to have some fun with it. :)

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          • 2 votes
          Reply#11 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:35 PM EDT
          {"commentId":8151184,"authorDomain":"brianford"}
          Brian Ford

          To be fair, this is the second article just like this one today, so you've got to compete with that one.

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          • 2 votes
          #11.1 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:48 PM EDT
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          {"commentId":8153552,"authorDomain":"darkknightjrk"}
          Jared Kardos

          Apparently he wasn't, but looking at the photo, I wouldn't blame him if he was.

          Plus hey--he's a guy. He, like many of us, probably mastered the Quick Glance.

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          • 2 votes
          Reply#12 - Sat Jul 11, 2009 4:08 AM EDT
          {"commentId":8155841,"authorDomain":"LarryH"}
          Larry H-189743

          Here's the winning line:

          Hmmm, Michele would look good in flat shoes.

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          • 1 vote
          Reply#13 - Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:07 AM EDT
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