10. Nicolas Sarkozy double dared me
09. Someone photo-shopped me into that picture
08. And I was thinking, "Michelle has a dress just like that..."
07. Those shoes defiantly do not go with that dress
06. I thought she was you
05. Hello Miss Brazil
04. Kim Kardashian, what are you doing here?
03. Excuse me Miss, have you ever heard of the White House Internship Program?
02. Are you going to believe me or your lying eyes
01. It wasn't me (classic Clinton defense)
Now do I really think the President looked? Of course he did, he's a man. However, this is a freeze frame from a video and should be taken with a grain of salt or at least that's what he should tell Michelle *smile*.